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Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! is NPR's weekly hour-long quiz program. Each week on the radio you can test your knowledge against some of the best and brightest in the news and entertainment world while figuring out what's real news and what's made up. On the Web, you can play along too.

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  • Saturday, April 19, 2014 3:03pm
    Stories: 1) Not My Job: Pianist Emanuel Ax Takes A Quiz On Axe Body Spray 2) Not My Job: Historian Doris Kearns Goodwin Gets Quizzed On The Future 3) Bluff The Listener 4) A New Study Says ... 5) Not My Job: Arizona Sen. Jeff Flake Gets Quizzed On Winter Sports
  • Saturday, April 12, 2014 3:03pm
    Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time 2) Panel Round One 3) Bluff The Listener 4) Not My Job: Filmmaker Errol Morris Gets Quizzed On Mickey Rooney 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction
  • Saturday, April 5, 2014 3:06pm
    Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time 2) Panel Round One 3) Bluff The Listener 4) Play Ball! Comedian Amy Schumer Plays Not My Job 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction
  • Saturday, March 29, 2014 3:03pm
    Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time 2) Panel Round One 3) Bluff The Listener 4) Violinist Itzhak Perlman Gets Quizzed On Ron Perlman 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction
  • Saturday, March 22, 2014 3:03pm
    Stories: 1) Who's Carl This Time 2) Panel Round One 3) Bluff The Listener 4) Not My Job: We Ask Football And Old Spice Star Terry Crews About Cruises 5) Panel Round Two 6) Limericks 7) Lightning Fill In The Blank 8) Prediction

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9:14am

Sat March 1, 2014
Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!

Former Yankees Pitcher Jim Bouton Plays Not My Job

Originally published on Tue March 4, 2014 11:55 am

Transcript

CARL KASELL: From NPR and WEB Chicago, this is WAIT WAIT...DON'T TELL ME!, the NPR news quiz. I'm Carl Kasell. And here's your host, at the Chase Bank Auditorium in downtown Chicago, Peter Sagal.

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Thank you, Carl. Oh, thank you everybody. Thank you everybody, great to see you. Listen, like a lot of people we have finally cracked after months of the polar vortex and blizzards and snow. We have cabin fever, seasonal affective ditorder, rickets.

KASELL: I have scurvy.

(LAUGHTER)

SAGAL: I just spit out a tooth.

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9:43am

Sat February 22, 2014
Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!

Lightning Fill In The Blank

Originally published on Sat February 22, 2014 10:03 am

All the news we couldn't fit anywhere else.

9:43am

Sat February 22, 2014
Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!

Limericks

Originally published on Sat February 22, 2014 10:03 am

Carl reads three news-related limericks: Pay As You Go, The Yippy Menace, and Dead Sexy.

9:43am

Sat February 22, 2014
Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!

Prediction

Originally published on Sat February 22, 2014 10:03 am

Our panelists predict how organizers will spice things up at the next Olympic games.

9:07am

Sat February 15, 2014
Wait Wait...Don't Tell Me!

Prediction

Originally published on Sun February 16, 2014 1:13 pm

Transcript

PETER SAGAL, HOST:

Now, panel, what will take out Matt Lauer from the hosts set? Brian Babylon?

BRIAN BABYLON, COMEDIAN: He gets horrible hair plugs that gave him bangs.

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: Kyrie O'Connor.

KYRIE O'CONNOR, WRITER: Ann Curry with a tire (unintelligible).

(LAUGHTER)

(APPLAUSE)

SAGAL: And Maz Jobrani.

(SOUNDBITE OF CHEERING)

MAZ JOBRANI, COMEDIAN: Given that the temperature is warm at the Olympics and Matt Lauer is cold as ice, he's just going to melt.

(LAUGHTER)

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